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chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.
Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann
by Fonzki November 28, 2013
mugGet the chat asthmamug.

chatting doodoo

Person1: why you chatting doodoo about me mate?
by Snakey bitch May 9, 2018
mugGet the chatting doodoomug.

chatting wam

chatting wam is when you or someone else is or had been chatting shit about something or spreading rumours
pussy: “psst did you hear about millie getting off with aiden, apparently she tossed him off and he fingered her!”

You: “oi G what you chatting wam for u pussio”
by dykey dani July 9, 2019
mugGet the chatting wammug.

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.
Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".
by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014
mugGet the chat callingmug.

chitty chat

A chitty chat is a cute cat. The word is derived fom a combination of the english "kitty cat" and the french word "chat" ʃa, which means cat. Despite the french origin, the "chat" part of this word is pronounced like the english word "chat".
Look, over there, that's a cute chitty chat. Come here, chitty chat! pspspspspspps
by Kant0sh October 13, 2022
mugGet the chitty chatmug.

redeemed chat

the redeemed chat is the place of proof of how people go legally insane. its very cursed
guy: damn hes insane!
other guy: he mustve been in the redeemed chat
by mari_420_denki March 31, 2020
mugGet the redeemed chatmug.

Chat room

An online website where thousands of horny teenage males look for a female of any sort. They will stop at nothing in order to talk to a girl. These males say they're 17-18, but most are 30.
person1: m or f

person2: m

person1 has left the chat room
by MF_FK0 September 15, 2020
mugGet the Chat roommug.

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