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Carson

Carson’s are the best friends you can find. They love FaceTime, and playing video games with you. He’ll often joke around with you and can sometimes say things he doesn’t mean. Carson’s are usually a medium height, with fluffy brown hair, and amazing eyes. They will love you until you give them a reason to hate you. Carson’s stand up for you, and will always be by your side. He will make you feel good when you are sad. Please never ever leave a Carson if you find one.
Person 1: I was really sad and he knew just how to cheer me up.
Person 2: Yep, definitely Carson!
by urmom_101 January 1, 2022
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The Billy Carson Effect

A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.
"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."
by Enslaved by Truth December 13, 2024
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Carson

A 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip
Man, Carson really is a 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip...
by ieatrawtoes July 8, 2019
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Carson

Carson is unexplainable. He is an amazing guy with a big heart. He is liked by so many girls. When he has a girlfriend he tends to not be very trustworthy and cheats but covers it up. But everyone always forgives him. He is nice, funny, and extremely attractive. He is attracted to brown haired green eyed tall skinny girls. He is so hot and every girl wants to hook up with him
"Is that Carson?" "Yeah, he's so hot I want him"
by oneofurhoes January 31, 2018
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Carson caging

The act of slurping an anus like a vacuum cleaner.
Inspired by sir Carson Cage.
Carson cage had a fascination with the human body and its taboo aspects. He developed a taste for a specific bodily fluid, leading him to engage in certain activities. His actions were met with shock and disapproval from society, but he saw it as a way to challenge societal norms and explore human intimacy. He considered himself a hero, while the city saw an ass munching monster.
Oh man he tried Carson Caging me last night
by Justthefactswithk January 6, 2025
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carson

A male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on
Mistress Theresa made Phillip her Bitch Boy. Sinking her 9" rubber cock deep in his ass!
carson likes it in the ass
by yeyyyy January 4, 2020
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Carson

The true soulmate of a girl with a name that starts with letter A. He loves sneaking looks at his crush and hopes you will drop a note for him in his locker, etc. Carson wants you more than you know. <3
Carson: I was really hoping someone would drop a note in my locker, preferably Her ;)

Her: Damn I'm thinking of dropping a secret note in Carson's locker

Friend: OMG you should have you seen the way he looks at you and sneaks glances at you. He definitely loveessss you.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
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