Nonversation

A non-converation where two or more people greet each other but do not follow with a conversation, but instead follow with an awkward silence, that can result in figeting and short quick glances around the room.

Zack: So, how did you like my friend Michael?
Matthew: He's really nice, but after you left we had a really weird nonversation. It was really awkward!
Zack: Man, I hate those.

by Supersequoia December 28, 2008

Condensation

The form of conversation which takes place with a dense person.

Oh God! I just had the dumbest condensation with Jen

by Smejie April 11, 2010

nonversation

When you're sitting at a table full of people (pref. boisterous and social) but you're between two conversations, and no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to get into either of them.

So you end up staring at your drink.

Sad.

Alone.

"Hey Rod, why so quiet?"

"Wha--? Oh sorry -- I'm stuck in the nonversation over here."

by rizz to the slizz December 28, 2005

conversatin

Does anyone else find it fucking hilarious that MasterPlan thinks "conversating" is a word?

I got a 400 on the SAT's English section!?!?! D:

by wutufux July 20, 2004

law of conservation of nug

a general rule that states the amount of weed you possess is exactly the amount you originally bought minus what was smoked already

'dude, easy on the blunts, remember the law of conservation of nug'

by Chudaddy November 20, 2011

conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny

A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"

by Teh Noj October 1, 2009

conversationalising

The word you use when you dont want to tell someone what you are talking about

Person walks up...

"hey what you talking about?"

"OH we're just conversationalising."

"Aaah.."

The person turns and walks away as the others carry on conversationalising.

by mrjammer February 5, 2010