College Humor

A bunch of sharp adults/teens, making tons of videos and expanding the art of awesomeness. Deserves the highest form of respect with their wit, expression and humorous touch of the daily life.

Most likely the coolest crew in America!

Jake & Amir, Bleep Bloop, Full Benefits

and the vigorous Phantom of the Office to name a few.

College Humor makes you hardly working!

by xHoodwinked March 11, 2011

College Tupperware

Reuse of takeout containers in place of traditional food storage containers, mostly from Chinese restuarants.

I know it is time to eat Chinese when the college tupperware finally deforms in the dishwasher.

by joeblow17 March 25, 2008

Baruch College

Baruch College is one of the schools within the City University of New York. It is the most ethnically diverse college in the United States (according to U.S. News & World Report). Although its student body includes a small percentage of nerds of all ethnic groups, the increasing majority of students comprises extremely lazy, smart-ass thugs from the former U.S.S.R. The female counterpart of this group includes snotty, but overachieving women who are obsessed about their clothing and their GPAs. Other more deserving minorities are decidedly in the minority, and are currently being pushed to the back of the educational bus. There are many leather coats, Kiev Dynamo shirts, overly-worked fingernails, 5" spiked heels, etc. throughout the campus adding to the generally slimey atmosphere.

Yo, dat Ukie bitch think she hot shit. Well, I go to BaRuCh, and eat Russkies for lunch.

by Sasha December 7, 2004

Marlborough college

Just a place over England's hill, where cigs, gingers and Russians run wild.

You go to Marlborough college? What's your chromosome count.

by reese's puffs123 November 3, 2018

college noodles

A semi-casserole eaten by college students that can consist of many things.

Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)

College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.

by 403forbidden July 30, 2007

Elizabethtown College

A private liberal arts college located in Elizabethtown, PA (not to be confused with Elizabethtown, KY) The campus is very small, but well kept and very beautiful. Tuition is extremely expensive, but admissions offers substantial financial aid and there are always new facilities, labs and technology being built or introduced to the campus. The college is filled with quality students who actually enjoy being there. While admittedly the party scene does not compare to larger state schools, it more than makes up in academics and quality of life for the students.

"Oh you go to Elizabethtown College? Isn't that in Kentucky!?"

"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."

by civilized college student August 16, 2009

Smith College

Smith is a women's college in Northampton, MA. One of the highest-ranked colleges in the nation, and a member of the "Seven Sisters," the colleges that were the women's counterpart to the ivy Leagues (before they admitted women). Known for its all-around academic excellence as well as its beautiful campus, Smith works you hard, but it's worth it. Its students, also known as "Smithies," are sought out after graduation.

Smith College: A Tradition of Women in Exciting Positions

by kumquats May 13, 2005