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Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails
person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
by yung_traplord May 17, 2022
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Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.
Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.
by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020
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Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024
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cocktail sticking

Verb-

The act of sexual intercourse whilst under the influence of alcohol. Wordplay from the alcoholic drink, cocktails.
((To clarify, the act is consensual and is in no way a form of rape, simply intoxicated coitus))
"Dude, looks like there'll be some cocktail sticking at this party tonight"- " I only drink for the cocktail sticking anyway"
by AsianBoysGiveMeLife August 19, 2015
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Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.
"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"
by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024
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Covington Cocktail

When you pee in a bottle because there isn't a toilet around.
Dude! DeWayne just made a Covington Cocktail in the corner!
by Clown Room July 31, 2011
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Math Discoverer's Cocktail

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.

Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.

Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.

You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.

Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.

Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.

You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.

Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.

Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.

Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.

Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.

Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
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