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preemptive Christmas

The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.
What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!
by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009
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Christmas Cone

A christmas cone refers to sprinkling cocaine over a cone (weed bowl) as it looks like snow on a christmas tree.
Lad 1: 'Aye bro lets go esh up'
Lad 2: 'Oath cunt lets go rip some christmas cones'
by PinguThePenguin May 1, 2019
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christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.
Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.
by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017
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Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing
i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!
by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019
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christmas wave

a form of expression usually only observed in december, it is a fine example of the holiday spirit
usually accompanied by crazy loud swearing
Person 1: Did you see that little old lady going down the road the wrong way, then blocking the entrance to the mall?
Person 2: Yeah, I gave her a christmas wave
by christmas waves are fun December 26, 2008
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No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.
Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas
by Danny Torn November 11, 2019
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christmas coppin

When your shopping for christmas presents, you either steal things to give as gifts, or get things that are free to be given as gifts.
Jamal went christmas coppin for our stickers and clothes.
by muhammed barack duhbomba December 19, 2008
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