christmas heid

head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner

'she was driving like an idiot, clearly got her Christmas heid on'

by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013

Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.

Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas

by Danny Torn November 11, 2019

christmas wave

a form of expression usually only observed in december, it is a fine example of the holiday spirit
usually accompanied by crazy loud swearing

Person 1: Did you see that little old lady going down the road the wrong way, then blocking the entrance to the mall?
Person 2: Yeah, I gave her a christmas wave

by christmas waves are fun December 26, 2008

christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017

Christmas Crease

A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.

Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:

Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"

Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"

by Mtmtb April 13, 2010

christmas jingle

an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.

my version of a popular christmas jingle:

Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!

by jacko113 December 16, 2010