Burnt Toast Theory

the tiktok name for the butterfly effect, but this time it is only for good thing (for example if something saved your life)

person 1: you'll never belive this! I've burned my toast this morning and was late to work because of it. on the way there I saw a car accisent and from the details of it, if not for that burnt toast, it would have been me!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!

by Big Shlomi January 7, 2024

burnt end

noun. Form of commenting on facebook whereby a string of bland or awkward comments, typically between two people, end with the last comment being 'liked', invariably due to the other person wanting the conversation to end.

origin: early 21st Century, based on burning the end of a rope to prevent further fraying.

facebooker A: "woa nice photo!!!"
facebooker B: "thanks xoxo hows u?"
facebooker A: "fine thnx lol!!! hey nice wether isnt it?"
facebooker B: "yea lmao why cant it be like this allll da time!"
facebooker A: "lulz ano right" (facebooker B likes this)

This ending is typical of a 'burnt end'.

by facebooker A and B December 11, 2011

Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025

burnt aht

burnt aht basically mean shawty a hoe. she now let eb & dey momma hit frfr

“ay man sit that hot ahh coochie down ho you trim, bit been round the whole city, dicc hoppin… get outta here”

“that lil bit burnt aht”

-baby drill

by Tomaria November 24, 2022

Burnt Reynolds

A funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he's burned or "burnt" with STD's for the rest of his life.

Person #1 : Man, I heard that he banged that nasty chick from down the way!

Person #2 : That's nasty! She probably burned the hair off his head!

Person #1 : He should just change his name to Burnt Reynolds.

by phuckyes June 7, 2014

Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

Burnt dickhead

Burnt means to smoke weed and dickhead is well self explanatory

Get burnt dickhead!! (Smoke weed dickhead)

by Jigantorbiggu January 10, 2017