Burnt Reynolds

A funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he's burned or "burnt" with STD's for the rest of his life.
Person #1 : Man, I heard that he banged that nasty chick from down the way!

Person #2 : That's nasty! She probably burned the hair off his head!

Person #1 : He should just change his name to Burnt Reynolds.
by phuckyes June 07, 2014
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I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself
“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.
by 🫥me she March 26, 2022
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BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.
by mwecky January 03, 2019
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cupboard burnt

These walnuts taste cupboard burnt
by Cheyyennerox February 22, 2018
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burnt canoli

a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!
ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!!
by burntcanoli69 February 07, 2015
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Burnt

When you are hot and it goes to ur head
Brandy: “Wow Denton is so burnt.”
Collin: “yeah hot but too cocky about it”
by Rryeah November 19, 2019
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