bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022

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Bryan

Bryan’s has an amazing music taste, sense of style, also funny but can be an asshole sometimes. Often gets mistake for a Brian, Braian, Bryen, never Bryan

I love Bryan’s style

by Sadvillainy November 21, 2021

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Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.

Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.

by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018

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Bryan

This dude has a huge love for you and his passion/career in his life. Your insides will melt from all the love he gives you, and you’ll have butterflies in your stomach.

Dude, Bryan is the best boyfriend to have

by Conner Detroit September 10, 2018

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Bryan

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.

Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.

“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

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