Liquid breakfast

For a 9am pick me up. A liquid breakfast involves using an alcholic beverage as the milk in your breakfast cereal.

Liquid breakfast... I just had champagne on my golden grahams... I am steaming!

by Naboo December 16, 2007

rock'n'roll breakfast

Coffee, Fernet Branca and a cigarette.

Lemmy wants his rock'n'roll breakfast

by rockphotog April 1, 2009

Breakfast Taco

When you eat a girl out with syrup

My boyfriend has a sweet tooth so I let him give me a breakfast taco when he goes down on me.

by ben&kelly April 30, 2014

Breakfast Titties

When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.

Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.

by zoophile gang July 19, 2012

wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.

I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.

by erkod March 5, 2017

breakfast for champions

1. first thing in morning, when you wake up drink glass of an alckohol and take some drugs.

Yesterday some people from ZAVOD KRU had early morning alckohol session mixed with the drugs, real breakfast for champions.

by zavoKRU August 13, 2011

Blacktop Breakfast

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.

Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.

by Stevie Y December 26, 2004