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crystal bow

a mexican teenage who has a pumkin head
look here comes crystal bow his head almost blocks out the sun! jerry w/h
crystal bow by Sfffon Estrada June 22, 2010
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Ballsack Bow Tie 

The act of putting ones ballsack on another person's chin.
Mark: Dude, I totally gave Maria a Ballsack Bow Tie when she was giving me head last night
Ballsack Bow Tie by OhGollyG May 31, 2013
A female softball player that does not wear a bow in her hair during games. This is an advertisement by her that she is a lesbian.
That girl playing center field is fine!
Yeah, but she ain't interested in your dick, she a No-Bow.
No-Bow by TwiggyBones July 28, 2021

Put a bow on kai day 

January 17th is put a bow on kai day.
HOLY SHIT IS JUANUARY 17TH. PUT A BOW ON KAI DAY!

Sheila Take a Bow

Is it wrong to want to live on your own?
No, it's not wrong, but I must know
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad?
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love
And who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you
Is it wrong not to always be glad?
No, it's not wrong, but I must add
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad?
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love
And who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you
Take my hand and off we stride
You're a girl and I'm a boy
Take my hand and off we stride
I'm a girl and you're a boy
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Throw your homework onto the fire
Come out and find the one that you love
Come out and find the one you love
Sheila Take a Bow by Death Menace February 8, 2023

Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich 

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."