A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015
Get the matt bottommug. Basically a gay/lesbian person that does not like being touched in the private parts.
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)
by Monstera.fabulosa May 27, 2020
Get the Locked bottommug. by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015
Get the Mullet bottommug. by Jellybelly7893 July 21, 2016
Get the Rose bottommug. "Who do you simp for dude ?" said Jack
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques
by Nmystere69 February 11, 2021
Get the e bottommug. verb. To persuade a pickup or trick,
non-verbally to be the top, although he'd obviously prefer to be the bottom himself.
From NYC.
non-verbally to be the top, although he'd obviously prefer to be the bottom himself.
From NYC.
by Serramanila September 9, 2005
Get the pressure bottommug. The dimply gelatinous flesh found immediately below the edge of a too tight bathing suit bottom. Found in close proximity to a muffin top!
by Beta Humor May 3, 2013
Get the bisquit bottommug.