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matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015
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Locked bottom

Basically a gay/lesbian person that does not like being touched in the private parts.
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)
-Hey, can I give you a blowjob?
-Sorry no, I am a locked bottom.
by Monstera.fabulosa May 27, 2020
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Mullet bottom

Buisnes in the front(vag or dik) party in the back(booty) but all hairy and scary
by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015
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Rose bottom

This is when your have anal sex with a women so hard that her ass is red and sore.
Jamie banged Bella so hard she had rose bottom
by Jellybelly7893 July 21, 2016
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e bottom

An e-girl or e-boy being bottom
"Who do you simp for dude ?" said Jack
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques
by Nmystere69 February 11, 2021
mugGet the e bottommug.

pressure bottom

verb. To persuade a pickup or trick,
non-verbally to be the top, although he'd obviously prefer to be the bottom himself.
From NYC.
"He's an expert at pressure bottoming."
by Serramanila September 9, 2005
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bisquit bottom

The dimply gelatinous flesh found immediately below the edge of a too tight bathing suit bottom. Found in close proximity to a muffin top!
Wow, look at the bisquit bottom on that girl. All that's missing is the gravy...
by Beta Humor May 3, 2013
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