Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35

Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

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I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

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Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.

by Alecsandyr July 30, 2013

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Feta-Bump

A word created as a way to describe the process of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum typically laced with fetynal.

Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.

by trollinghannah March 25, 2022

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bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.

The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.

by Tymanguy July 07, 2014

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chicken bump

A tradition in rural America, and the unisex term for a fish bump. (which refers specifically to vagina-equipped humans)

It's like a chest bump but at crotch level. It is not typically a sexually charged or intimate event.
Its romantic counterpart is referred to as a chicken kiss.

After throwing down a baller alley-oop, I chicken bumped my youth pastor. He almost got arrested but I told the cops that it wasn't a weird sex thing.

by FreddyFwaygaux August 02, 2018

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bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

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