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Donkey Kong Barrel Throw

You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

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Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up
by DonkeyKONG_69 October 16, 2010
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Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.
Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin
by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011
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1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.
"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
by Lauren P. August 11, 2005
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a man who has a muscular chest whom is in the armed forces (navy, army, marines ) ; A compliment.
“I’m just tryna find a Barrel Chested freedom fighter to settle down with.”

“relax you’ll find him we live near the navy base he won’t be to hard to find.”
by dootNootToot January 4, 2018
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Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.
by ccharmon January 4, 2009
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double barrel shotgun

Taking a shotgun from two blunts at one time.
Damn that double barrel shotgun got be shook out my shooooos. I was high as hell biatch!
by Skeety McSkeetSkeet December 13, 2007
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