Jazz Brownie

A cannabis-infused brownie, or "space brownie."

Person 1: "I forget how to breathings. Somebody please, we need help."
Person 2: What are you yelling about over there?
Person 1: I had one too many jazz brownies, and I am now John Coltrane.

by Reefer_Madness August 21, 2012

brownie batter

A derogatory term for african american semen. Mostly used in porn.

Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chicks face!"
Guy2: "Aw man! Covered in brownie batter!"

by SpitYouInTheEyeLightBulb June 1, 2014

eskimo brownie

An Eskimo brownie is when someone gets a condom. Releases fecal matter into the condom. Seal off the open end and freeze it. Once frozen they use it as a dildo until melted and refreeze it.

"Hey did you hear Zack did an Eskimo brownie with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah I herd she got so lonely that she just hit an all time low and did an Eskimo brownie."

by the dylonus December 25, 2012

brownie spritzer

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.

Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.

by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007

blonde brownie

a cookie in a brownie form. sometimes used for birthdays.

Those "blonde brownies" are really great, its like a cookie in a brownie shape!!!!! Thanks, whalenator!

by dimwit8 February 22, 2010

Brownie Boy

A sycophantic male "friend" who desperately uses a pathetic offering of brownies or pop tarts to attempt to get in a girl's pants.

Brownie Boy: Hey there, you hungry? I brought you some brownies - what you doing tonight? We should hang out.

Response: Ugh, brownie boy is at it again

by TTtennis03 May 21, 2011

Brownie Blast

a person brown enough to resemble brownies.

Nathan is also known as Brownie Blast

by Chunster January 4, 2009