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Atheist

A person who believes that there is no god. It seems simple on paper, but there are many types.
Types of atheists (overlap is common) include:

- "Religious Trauma" Atheist: an atheist who has distanced themselves from religion due to emotional abuse or other bad experiences involving religion.

- "Fix the Problems" Atheist: an atheist who believes that because there are many horrible things going on in the world, there must be no god, because a god would fix those problems.

- "Where Is He?" Atheist: an atheist who mocks the "second coming" due to their belief that it comes off as stalling by religious people.

- "Science Would Go Places" Atheist: an atheist who argues that religion is holding back major scientific advancements.

- Conservative Atheist: an atheist who holds right-wing political views. Conservative atheists are very rare, but they do exist.

- Angry Atheist: a lifelong atheist who is extremely hostile and confrontational. Angry atheists have an unbridled hatred for all religions and often seek to abolish them all entirely.

- Reddit Atheist: an atheist who frequently uses Reddit or is otherwise terminally online. Reddit Atheists are overwhelmingly toxic to the point where it severely affects their daily life. They are typically even more enraged and hostile than a normal angry atheist, do not listen to reasoning, refuse to debate anyone and regularly wish death upon religious people, among other things. Most "normal" atheists do not claim them.

It's OK to not believe in God. Just don't turn into a Reddit Atheist.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 1, 2025
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Historical Atheist

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened
Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015
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Best Atheist Argument

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Atheist

Someone who follows god's order!!
An atheist looked up "secret to succes" after drowing in his thoughts!!
by Chonese December 12, 2022
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spicy atheist

Just another way to be called or call someone a satanist.
Jan is a satanist, she doesn't believe in any gods. she's likes to describe it as being a spicy atheist.
by Mother Abeloth April 19, 2023
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virgin atheist

A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!
by Wall tree February 11, 2023
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Doggo-Atheist

The atheism of the common bloke. Believes that he doesn't have to explain why he doesn't believe in God because the burden of proof is on Christians to demonstrate their God first. Doesn't believe in God, but believes "Interdimensional entities" instead. Believes that aliens "obviously exist" but God "Obviously doesn't exist". Continues to eat meat as religious people do, yet condemns the Bible for immorality. Swears every 3 seconds. Is following satanic pages on social media and thinks he is a demon but then turns around and says God and demons dont exist. Believes that calling himself an atheist actually makes him smarter than other people, even other atheists. Interjects between two christians having a normal conversation to argue about Christianity. Thinks that Sam harris is the smartest man on earth. Cannot demonstrate that God does not exist, yet claims that his atheism is a scientific fact. Thinks its evil for white people to be racist, but gets happy when white people face racism. Want's his son to be groomed into transgenderism. Gets happy when Tyrone f's his mum. Ignores the fact that Steven Hawking was at epstien Island and continues to quote him. Worships Biden as God on earth.
"Sebastian is talking about how Christianity is fake again."

"Yeah, hes a real doggo-atheist."
by jerry3242 June 24, 2024
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