Alex

The biggest Time Jew you'll ever meet. Takes 20 years to lace up his shoes.

Do you think Alex will be on time? No, he's being a Time Jew and probably still tying his shoes.

by Meat slaps 69 August 18, 2021

Alex

My Roblox Gacha Online boy friend. IDK how and why even though he killed my Roblox Family I'm over it I love him, My Name on Gacha Online is both Ruby and Snow. IDK how i met him but when i read his bio it said on the LIKES coloum it said RUBY and i liked him back.(im also blind on that game) (Alex is also an alpha so i call him alpha)

Me:Hi alpha
Alex:hi
Me:Could you heal my scar
Alex:sure
we became friends th bf and gf

by Snow/Ruby June 2, 2021

Alex

A sexy fireman with a good beard and tight ass

Damn, who’s that? They got an absolute dumpy
That’s alex, he double cheeked up

by Mr.chode June 4, 2021

Alex

Alex is a beautiful girl. She will make any guy happy but she has her one and only soulmate. She loves him with all her heart.

Alex is a beautiful woman.

by FloofyBoi June 17, 2021

Alex

sheeeesh

"ahahahaha sheeesh" said Alex

by Ninja75339 November 22, 2021

Alex

This nigga got a big horse cock and %100 most likely too bang yo main girl already like damn alex a real life pimp. The landlord of all the trenches and u who is reading is most likely too be in his books. Ask yo girl about alex

Alex is a real life pimp and fucks all the girls that looks his way

by Alex L November 22, 2021

Alex

Alex (Alexandra) The name of the most jaw-dropping beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. The hardest working girl you'll ever meet, she's smart, witty and funny, romantic, probably wants to watch HIMYM with you and is an amazing cook. She is an incredibly loving person, will always be there in your time of need or darkest moments, she will hold you in her arms or brush your hair in her lap when you cry, and reassure you everything is alright. She may not be a good dancer, but when you dance under street lights and the night sky with her, it's one of the most magical moments you'll experience. She likes to teach you new things, always inspires you to do better, not for her, but for yourself and your future. She is not afraid to be herself, she takes risks, follows her heart, and is spontaneous. If you get an Alex, love her like there's no tomorrow, treat her like the Queen she is, she deserves more love than that's in the world and over.

Guy 1: "She is the sweetest person I've met"
Guy 2: "what's her name?"
Guy1: "She must be an Alex, she's just the best..."

by A_DEE November 23, 2021