Chair abuser

Chair abuser better known as Karl Jacobs
Who fucking jumps on his chair

Ah look the chair abuser is back

by Renboob September 8, 2021

abuse

Back when we were kids, we played football in our neighborhoods with no helmets, pads, or rules and it wasn't abuse, it was a good time. A kid that went home from a soccer game or a baseball game with a few bruises or called a few names had a good time that day. Some people want to turn these kids in this generation into the same mollycoddles they were as kids by calling everything abuse. They don't even give a fuck about these kids, but they want their public service narrative to read that they are keeping them out of harms way.

Calling kids coming home with bruises after a sports game abuse is robbing them of their childhoods. Just like kids are supposed to fight, they are supposed to kick each other playing soccer.

by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021

corn abuser

Anything that makes a terrible, horrible, no good very bad noise. "Corn" refers to "ear" as in "ear of corn".

Damn bro, Michael is such a corn abuser when he talks

by I think you are boring August 31, 2025

Recruiter Abuse

When a recruit in bootcamp is so stupid, incompetent, and/or useless that it almost feels like the recruiter is not only abusing the recruit in question, but the training division at large, and ultimately the military

Smith: "Man that guys a real private Pyle huh?"

Jones: "Yeah, no kidding, prime example of recruiter abuse."

by Pimento1776 July 6, 2025

Dick Abusement

When you fuck the living shit out of a thot , a hoe, or the side bitch, but out of nowhere, she manages to tie you up onto the bed/couch with chains and literally starts using your penis in any way possible, usually to satisfy herself.

Yo, I don't think I can go to the strip club bro, last night some thottie and I were having some extreme sex, she made me go thru some Dick Abusement.

by MistahRigoh November 25, 2015

Republican Abuse

When republicans abuse people in the news and media.

We need to say hold Newsom accountable for his 'epic failure' in California so we can republican abuse him.

Let’s write 'Going to get worse': Ex-WH doctor warns pace of Biden's cognitive decline already putting US 'at great risk' so we can republican abuse him against Trump.

Let’s write Democrats' gruesome abortion vision is already a reality in some states so we can republican abuse democrats and females that use abortion services.

Idaho mother-son duo charged with kidnapping after transporting minor to Oregon for abortion is a good way to republican abuse the Idaho family so they can be targeted in their community.

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Abusers

people who don't deserve to be parents

any abusers who abuse their own children or others shall get their parenting license taken away.

by NFS_DE7MY August 2, 2021