Atheist

Athiest is the opposite of a common theist. Atheism is the absence of moral theology. Theists typically can be found singing songs on 7th day of the week about a bearded legend who is obsessed with them. Theists believe in many options though, including but not limited to Buddha, Jesus, John, Guru Nanak, The Genie of the Lamp, Confucius, but not Santa Clause, he's a lost cause. What are you anyway, five? In fact, a theist will tell you Santa is a clever disguise for the devil because when you scramble the last three letters you get "Satan". They pray for each and every person struggling from neuro divergence curses such as dyslexia and ADD. They pray that the millions of people with no life purpose will find one through Christ before they wake up in the mosh pit. They didn't know the leopards would bite their faces but are asking for forgiveness.

Atheist: "Sorry Karen, I wasn't aware you were going to stick your face against the chicken wire.... do you need medical attention?"

Theist: "God works in mysterious ways, that we can't quite understand."

by BitchOfTheWest October 3, 2021

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Atheist

To simply define it, an atheist is just someone who doesn’t believe in the existence of a higher power. We’re not people who believe in things like an afterlife, deities, prayers, religious rituals, etc. A normal atheist has no real problem with other people being religious or spiritual, so long as they keep that to themselves and don’t try to force others to adapt to their beliefs.

I am an atheist. When I was about 12 years old, I realized that there is no such thing as a higher power, nor do we go anywhere after we die. Everything is stored in your brain, and when your brain ceases to function that’s the end of you. You just return to the same state of non-existence that existed before you were born.

by This is my handle okay July 8, 2025

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jubliant atheist

An atheist who expresses their athleticism with feelings of great happiness and triumph.

Wow, that guy is a real jubliant atheist.

by personalsecretservice February 28, 2017

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Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.

Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

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