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Alfreb Einstime

One of the smartest mans of the 19th century.
Did you know Alfreb Einstime barbecued his dick for an hour?
by Peasant Balls May 24, 2022
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Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
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Alfred

Alfred is a piece of pasta :)
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Alfred

Pasta. Alfred is a piece of pasta.
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Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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Alfie maybury

An immigrant from ireland
His family have headquarters in fublin
Regularly post pipe bombs through letter boxes in d ferry
Part of the Irish Republican army
Alfie maybury you IRA cunt
by Meghalaya December 1, 2022
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alfred wood

by meowewoew December 6, 2022
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