mommy candy

obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.

"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."

by torngc September 08, 2009

Smart Candy

The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..

1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"

by g8r boy July 01, 2010

candy crew

An elitest group for small minded cheerleaders and or followers of the female sex. Usually found with silly nicknames like Candy and Gummy Bear.

"Oh my god did you see what Candy did to her mom's house? What a dumbfuck!

by Commodore64 March 31, 2004

Candy-father

Another term for Sugar daddy, as interpreted by a brilliant Taiwanese PhD student. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for sexual favors or companionship.

CHW: Is he her Candy-father?!!
AKK: Her what?!??!?
CHW: Her Candy-father! CANDY-FATHER!!!!
AKK: OOOOHHHHHH! HER SUGAR DADDY!

by HughJundies July 06, 2012

Retard Candy

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.

Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.

by MJSch1 October 19, 2009

andes candies

having anal sex after rubbing vick's vapo rub on your penis.
it give a burning and cooling sensation all at the same time.

so called because andies candies is mint covered in chocolate

my girl wanted to try somthn new and was workin my last nerve so i used vicks instead of lube and gave her some andes candies. that shut her up

by CHINO MALO September 21, 2007

Camera Candy

The unintentional capturing of a good looking female, or male via camera or camera phone.

Dude, you caught a piece of camera candy when you took that pic at the club.

by chilifest March 20, 2009