Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Shag

Plural of shag, a British term for the act of fornication popularized worldwide by the Austin Powers films. “Do I make you horny baby? Would you like to shag me? Because I’ve got an absolutely massive thick veiny cock that I’d love to shove right up your sopping wet cunt. Oh behave!” — Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (1997).

Wanna shag?

by JohanniFar December 12, 2022

Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

Shag cunt

A vagina that has housed so many dicks is is lose and looks like a shag carpet. Basically calling them a whore

Wow Chris you fucked Peyton? You're a shag cunt

by OxfordSixtyNiner January 28, 2017

Cyber-shagging

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook

Jules and Phil are cyber-shagging when all they really want to do is go and make sweet sweet love.

by Little Scamp May 17, 2010

meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.

His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.

by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017