kelly spagnola

when a guy eats a girls elbow before they do it

you last night i kelly spagnolaed

by madz1234567890 October 21, 2010

Kelly Clarkson

The sexiest female in the world.With the most beatiful ass so big it will get any man horny.A gorgeous body and nice tits.The definition of SEXY.

Kelly Clarkson gets me hard every day.She is my sextual fantisy.I want her to be my girlfriend.I will fuck her every day and cum on her ass.Kelly you get me HORNY every day 24/7.

by mario perez December 28, 2005

r. kelly

a dude who wants to pee in ur food. if you ever see him in real life and you have ur son or daughter with you grab them and run away because r. kelly will mistake them for a port-o-potty

r.kelly has plenty of doo doo butter for everybody

by Shamrokk August 3, 2004

Kelly Don

Short little fun-sized child :)

Guy 1: You see that short little fun sized girl?
Guy 2: Yea, she's a Kelly Don

by Thats Right I Did It ;) April 7, 2011

R. Kelly

To pee on someone or something

1 "It's so cold. I'm takin this blanket in the bathroom with me."

2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"

by DurBrisingr March 23, 2008

Stan Kelly

A comic maker from the famous company The Onion. Stan Kelly is written by Ward Sutton and he is very wholesome as well.

Hippie: Stop treating animals in humanely it’s not nice!
Chad Adult: Duh!
Chad Adult: That’s because they aren’t human!
Mickey Ds Buyers: Ohhhhhhh!
Stan Kelly: Well done!

by Edgucated May 4, 2021

Luke Kelly

Slang term used in Australia to describe particularly nasty fecal matter. Named after Rugby League halfback Luke Kelly, the term was originally coined by Rugby League great, Barry Harden-Upman and has become the standard colloquial term used to describe a bathroom visit.

"Man, I am busting for a Luke Kelly" or "Quick get out the way I've got a Luke Kelly popping out!"

by Gus Bojangles March 4, 2017