June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

by bulgaras2007 April 22, 2024

Revelations 4:13-26

And ye, the Lord said unto Jeremy “I got a blumpkin in a waffle house bathroom in Picayune, Mississippi by a middle-aged, slightly overweight, high school lunch attendant named Miss Rose.”

I love reading the bible. Revelations 4:13-26 Is my favorite verse.

by carmensandigayoh February 21, 2024

Angel Jose Robles (November 26, 1938-September 17, 2013)

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Angel Jose Robles (November 26, 1938-September 17, 2013)

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

January 26

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022

January 26

the best person you will ever meet so kind so handsome so smart if you ever meet him keep him in ur life

people born on January 26 are the best people ever

by Quinn Higgins June 06, 2022

January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to

by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019

January 26

Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Observed annually on 26 January, it marks the 1788 landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove and raising of the Union Flag by Arthur Phillip following days of exploration of Port Jackson in New South Wales

Girl 1:Hey look it's January 26
Guy 1:that's Australia's national day!

by YOIadanah July 01, 2022