Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022

and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019

if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

Don’t Read

When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.

Woman one: “Oh he’s nice!”
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 4, 2022

Virginia reading

The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.

"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"

by navyvett October 11, 2013

Comic Read

Is generally for women who are performing a blowjob but due to a disinterest starts to read his underwear (normally comic book related underwear).

I got so bored during the blowjob I started to comic reading his boxers.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016