An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.
by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.
by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

A goofy ass nigga who doesn’t know right from wrong, constantly trying to make people laugh, and tends to reek the world
Idiocy.
Idiocy.
“Oh you goober”
by Wonderfulbliss April 24, 2024

A group of professional young men who make very beautiful music for others. They are also very handsome.
by rxmen September 16, 2019

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.
Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
by AbleA October 5, 2021

by Astro09 December 5, 2019
