Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

Goober

A Pickleball and marketing enthusiast

Marina is a goober

by zzzzzzzzzZiseric January 18, 2023

Goober

Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category

Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"

by IareGM April 9, 2023

Goober

You can call your friends/family/classmates 'Goober' if they are acting silly and goofy.

"Name, you are so silly, such a silly lil' goober!'

by Zabai April 27, 2023

Goober Gang

A roblox gang created by thet0phatguy (947055594)

Person one: Hey bro have you heard of the Goober Gang
Person two: no.

by TheBurperGuy (Not hello) March 17, 2025

goober

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)

bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”

really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”

the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”

by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025

Goober

L from Death Note

“Look at him he’s just a little goober”

by X1097_PA January 3, 2024