Fucktard

A fucking retard.

Me: whats chris doing

Friend: Idk hes a fucktard...

by ComeHole August 25, 2013

fucktard

1. A melding/contraction of the adjective "fucking retard".

2. What women want to be.

1a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
1b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.
2a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
alt. You can tell that that girl is fucktard... By her face. ;-)
2b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.

by Tony R Mankle February 14, 2015

fucktard

The act of someone being fucking retarded.

John: Hey dude I got 20$ what can I buy with it

Houston: That new dvd its only $16.99

John: Oh...do I have enough?

Houston: Fucktard.....

by Tacoloverhaha July 10, 2010

Fucktard

Someone who is unbelievably stupid and has incapibility to understand the defenition of fucktard itself, making me write this fucking defenition.
A.k.a person who is an egoist, thinks they're cool, a douchebag, thinks they know everything about life, thinks the world revolves around them, but are actually cunts with no IQ.
With this type of person you cannot communicate without losing your fucking temper and just fucking lose your mind and makes you wanna give them a fucking hi-five, in the face, WITH A FUCKING CHAIR.

me: Cool, now bye. I'm unable to deal with fucktard like you

fucktard: like me? #sho

me: Dafuq.

by I'm smart you no. November 13, 2013

fucktard

A retarded motherfucker...
Stupid, dumb, idiot, fucker, waste of time, George Bush, dumbass, lifeless loser, gay, homophobe, a de de de, stupidass, stupid sadistic fucking abusive whore, retard.

You are such a fucktard.

Why the hell is he being a fucktard.

by mynameistook April 16, 2008

Fucktard

A general pillock, also adds expression for calling someone a tard

"shut the hell up you fucktard"

by Fergifergi January 7, 2008

Fucktard

Someone who acts like a total fucking idiot.

My Husband is a perfect example.

Patty quit being a Fucktard!

by M.G.Jones December 29, 2008