maria paz

She is awsome exotic and beutiful, she can be shy around new people but when she gets confy she can be the craziest person you know (in the best way) she has high expectiations for her future and believes she can accomplish anything she proposes , dont mess with her 'cause she can be a pain in the butt, when it comesto friends she is very loyal and would never betray you unless she was told you did the same first, in love, she will always play hard to get, but dont worry, if she really likes you and sees you in the same way as you see her she will try to put you in the freind-zone, just to keep you close

Laura: I wish my freind was a Maria Paz, oh wait, she is LOVE U GIRL❤️❤️❤️

by I like cupcackes they are nice January 17, 2018

Kimi and maria

Kimi and maria argue on whatsapp although in real life they barely know each other, when kimi leaves connie tries yo back kimi a little bit like a yesman/woman

Kimi and maria are arguing.

by A person from a group chat February 2, 2020

Lucia maria

a big beefy boujee girl who isnt afraid to gobble up your mans toes,she is also attracted to apples and she is too much of an annoying slag to get a boyfriend so she tries to fill her loneliness with a bunch of hot celebrities who are out of her league and will never know she exists
NO ONE LIKES LUCIA MARIA

dang did you see Lucia maria didn’t know she could suck multiple toes at once

by Abbie eats willy April 28, 2020

the ave maria

French Toast made with baileys, kalua, egg nog, eggs, spices,and french or sour dough bread. This is a traditional meal made on Christmas Morning only, MORE then one serving per year can kill a man!

That French Toast was so intense I had to pray the ave maria to avoid a heart attack

by mrplant December 27, 2011

musty maria

thats just your nick name girl deal with it

hey musty maria

by Gayvion March 25, 2023

Dirty Maria

A big booty bitch that eats all her friend's ass and kisses herself in the mirror.

Girl: Who is eating my ass?
Girl 2: Probably dirty maria.

by nyamnun January 18, 2023

Maria Derbduntlis

Maria is a fun, loving girl. She is a joy to be around and always comes with a smile.
She loves her pupper more than she loves pie. Maria is a friend to nature, as she stays inside, never laying a finger of the on the outside world. Such a peaceful soul, indeed. Maria is a one of a kind person who you will always remember.
Shit taste and luck with boys tho, god damn. They are yet to grow up and see her wonderfullnessly. Long live Dr. Mike!

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: Why, That's fuckin' Maria Derbduntlis wtf is she doing outside?
Maria Derbduntlis: *hisses*

by Sassschaaa October 30, 2020