A middle aged furry man that is looks simple enough but is unable to be set on fire because he is coated in scotch guard. He has hoes in different area codes and loves driving a weenie mobile in and out the garage. Works in the animal waste division. Absolute Legend.
by Enix001 August 25, 2023

Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*
by RuleZzY September 23, 2016

Prime Time Pigeon Activity is the exact time of 3:44 A.M. PTPA isn’t at 3:44 P.M. Only for pussies is PTPA during the P.M. Only real men know Prime time pigeon activity.
“This is my 5th day in a row experiencing Prime Time Pigeon Activity, I need to start going to sleep earlier.”
by ktxtyler July 26, 2018

The more straightforward version of Netflix and Chill. An act of inviting someone to your house with the intent to fuck sum
by KingWooskiii December 11, 2021

Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.
We should all try to be like him
We should all try to be like him
by Gamerboy Afif December 15, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

The Superhero responsible for preventing all crime inside the favelas. He gains his power via drinking CBD oils. Also a Hoots Bjj Black belt.
Oliver: Oh shit someone is robbing a house in the favela
Lucas: Not for long
*Gustopolous prime appears and proceeds to beat the living fuck out of the robber after being dousing himself in CBD oil*
Oliver: What now
Lucas: Just watch him
*Gustopolous prime proceeds to touch Tony and Isabella*
Lucas: Not for long
*Gustopolous prime appears and proceeds to beat the living fuck out of the robber after being dousing himself in CBD oil*
Oliver: What now
Lucas: Just watch him
*Gustopolous prime proceeds to touch Tony and Isabella*
by Goosack September 9, 2021
