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Dick Shock

Dick Shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. The boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your penis all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door knob.
Tony was at work all day long and when he finally sat down he winced in pain from the dick shock
by KumbakaShroomppl November 26, 2009
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dick-addled

1. signifies the state of a man when he is distracted by an object of sexual attraction.

2. the word is also used to describe men in general. Testosterone tends to dull things like morals and values. The truly dick-addled male changes these depending upon the needs of his dick. The only cure for this is death by syphilis, which, coincidentally is how many dick addled men expire.
Sorry sweety, Daddy's a bit dick-addled these days, go watch some tv, or play in the trailer park.
by Ney Tene January 17, 2008
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Dick Pizza

Literally a pizza made from dick.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.
by dimdumjim August 31, 2016
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Salt Dick

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.
Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013
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Licked and Dicked

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!
by Jillina March 23, 2013
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sugar dick

one who indulges in sexual activity with a krispy kreme donut...sugar dick
" i walked in my dorm room one day to find my roommate fucking a donut...immeadiately i responded "sugar dick motherfucker!"..."
by jtspeedyeatery September 18, 2006
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dick wipe

A sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. Widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. Selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.
I met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested I swab a dick wipe before she proceeded to shove a cock down her throat.
by Jeffreyaki May 3, 2003
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