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Jack Rhea

Stop being such a Jack Rhea
by ME, ME, ME Again May 6, 2019
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Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019
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Jack

A Jack is a person or perhaps an animal who claims other humans or animals as their children out of care, loving, or fun

Origin of A Jack: Jack Riley
The people here need a jack and I’m gonna be their Jack
by Jaxets May 9, 2019
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Jack is the type of person to have ginger hair but not acknowledge it and he also may have pusscidous sometimes but you kinda have to deal with it he thinks he is super sexy and athletic and sometimes this may be the case and he also thinks he has a six pack but truly he really doesn’t and he works out for about a month and says he is swole that is how my jack is
Jack: “Guys look my six pack
The rest of us : “ Jack u don’t have one so stop telling us u do please:
by Thekidthatslooksblack May 10, 2019
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Jack is the kind of guy who you don’t notice right away. He sits in the corner of the class and doesn’t say anything. You think he’s depressed but he’s actually just boring. Jack’s are fairly athletic but they aren’t cool enough to be jocks. Jack is the kind of guy who should wear eyeliner and baggy jeans. This will suit his personality and complement his skinny features. Jack doesn’t like very many people because very many people don’t like Jack. You might think Jack is a loser when you first meet him. And he might be. But also he might be a pretty alright guy.
“Wow he’s hasn’t talked all day, must be a Jack.”

“He’s so emo, must be a Jack.”
by SecretSass May 10, 2019
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he is a guy that is super annoying and has no feeling for other and is a loud mouth and like to act stupid to fit in with the crowd
jack stop being so loud
by dave1111 May 14, 2019
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Jack is one of the weirdest yet amazing. He is so hot and his eyes are amazing, he is smart, and so funny! He always makes you laugh until you pee. He doesn’t care what people think about him and he is the life of the party. Perfect for Jaimee
Friend 1: Who’s that

Friend 2: that’s Jack he is so hot

Jaimee: he is mine
by ADHDGoof May 16, 2019
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