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Joe

Huge cock very good in bed amazing guy average height great boyfriend
My boyfriend joe is so sexy I love him so much and his dick is huge.
by I should stop November 9, 2019
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Joe

A Joe is a small guy in height and 'size' but is always catching the ladies attention. His smile and charming behaviour can make any girl fall head over heels for him. He is a funny, caring and dedicates his life to being the best version of himself that he can. Joe makes friends very easily due to his approachable understanding demeanour. He may seem lovely at first though, once he gets comfortable around you his dark humour shines through. Many boys are jealous of Joe, as he is every girls best friend. Everyone needs a Joe in their life.
Joe: Hey there sexy
Girl: DID JOE JUST TALK TO ME **faints**
by AmABarbieGirl August 21, 2018
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Joe

Someone with soup for brain and a python for a cock
Person 1: Did you see Joe fuck that cactus?
Person 2: Do you mean Joey?
Person 1: No i specifically mean Joe
Person 2: oh I didn’t see that…. Oh wait I can see the wet spot where his brain leaked out a bit
Person 1: I thought a snake was about to get him but it was just his massive cock.
Person 2: pause bro
by Snoopjoey January 3, 2024
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Joe

Joe mama (imagine falling for that, gullible) theres a wild urban-dictionaryosaurus!👉 Gullible
joe mama. seriously! what type of person is as gullible as you
by sethDthert06 June 13, 2022
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Joe

Who is Joe? And why is he my mother?
Person 1: "Joe is coming after you!"
Person 2: "Who's Joe?!"

Person 1: *smiles with malicious intent*
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Joe

Joes Mama left to get milk” 1
“Who?” 2
“J-“ 1
Asked” 2
by Joemama Urban March 24, 2022
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Hamburger joe

The act of being racist towards Meepjoepe#0001 (AKA Aden) Because he's a dumb femboy tranny that likes jerking off to little kids.
"Damb i really Hamburger joed that dumb femboy last night"
by Jacelol October 16, 2022
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