cunty cunty hoe

The song that ye olde folk sing about their wives

Heye, Robin! Let's sing "Cunty Cunty Hoe" and get together in a puss lickin' human centipede!

by IdrinkNiggaJuice January 28, 2018

ass hoe

Bitch u stank

Bitch u stank I don't want to fuck you at all ass hoe

by bevis9978 June 14, 2015

bong joon-hoe

Someone who likes filmmaker Bong Joon-ho mainly for his good looks, rather than his films.

parasite was good, but i only watched it because i’m a bong joon-hoe. the guy behind the camera is so hot!

by rubella hogshead April 29, 2025

ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 05, 2018

Summer Side Hoe

Your side hoe in the summertime. Usually dumped after Labor Day.

"Hey man, this yo girl?"
"Nah fam this my Summer Side Hoe."

by tennis.ratchet July 14, 2015

Hoeing txts

When you do not reply to a text message or are purposely not replying to a person's message

"Bro I swear she is always hoeing txts from me."

by Ljandjd April 23, 2017

hoe five

When your homegirl got the D and you‘re proud of her victory, you give her a high five for living the hoe life.

Yeah Girl, give me a hoe five!

by Patricia Oulala March 31, 2019