Sexy as shit

Someone so sexy you almost shit yourself.

Mary is sexy as shit!

by Blake17 November 5, 2007

shit-cunt

Derogatory term for a person, most notably used when referring to females. The joining of the two curse words is designed to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is more than just a mere cunt. It's vulgarity in terms of literal meaning is also to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is a particularly unsavoury or disagreeable character in terms of actions and/or opinion. The adding of a 3rd curse or whole insult to pre-empt the original insult is to add body and weight to the vocal impact.

Usually used by inebriated Eagans*

*see def for "eagan"

"that fuckin bird is a fuckin shit-cunt. I could be in Norfolk fucking a nurse but i'm stuck here with that cock teasing shit-cunt...you you're like the big brother i've already got two of but her...shit-cunt!"

by uncle salty May 10, 2004

Shit Talking

When so much shit gets typed on websites but never said to anyones face because you know you're wrong!

Shit Talking, shouldn't be taken seriously. Proceed at your own risk.

Shit Talking can be hobbies of some people, life for others.

by ShitTalkersUnite March 19, 2013

Shit Crack

Unable to conjure humour in any form.

Someone with no sense of humour, or who is just plain boring, is 'shit crack'

A place that isn't entertaining can be said to have 'shit crack'

"John has shit crack"

"I was at this party, but left because it was shit crack"

by thecrackslayer June 18, 2009

shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

shit sack

the slang for a man bag usually worn by black gentelmen to hide his bananas and stolen goods the bag also usually contains a large pot of vaseline, afro comb and the weed they sell to stupid white kids

"why timmothy look at that black fellow wearing a shit sack and wearing his hat at a jaunty angle one would belive thats some rather next shit"

by akmid gehad August 11, 2006

Two shits

1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."

Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."

by ccharless February 20, 2010