my period is late

the most terrifying thing a man could hear

"my period is late"

"shit"

by xdarkvEnom December 8, 2013

my chemical romance

my chemical romance is made up of a sassy man (Gerard), a 5 foot tall man (Frank), a unicorn believer (Mikey), and princess fro fro (Ray). now if that isn't the most awesome description of the idea(band) I don't know what is. This band is guaranteed to save your life. so long and goodnight🌜

my chemical romance is an idea

by alltimechemicalkilljoys October 22, 2015

under my sheets

when someone is being really flirty

(used in the same way as someone “getting under your skin”)

Ex 1. “What’s cookin good lookin.”
“You trying to get under my sheets or what?”

Ex 2. “Dude yesterday at school Bailey was getting under my sheets bruh. She was saying some things that made me want her then n there.”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

my ass is on the line

Being responsible for something.

“My ass is on the line if you make that mistake ”

by Lo’Gash June 2, 2018

eggs in my basket

A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.

1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you

3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you

5 eggs: dating

6 eggs: falling in love

7 eggs: in love

8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you

9 eggs: getting married

10 eggs: having kids

Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!

by hollymaddygeorgie April 7, 2019

quaking in my boots

another term for being shook, usually associated when something has you so shook, that your whole body is having an earthquake.

(Also commonly used in the Fifth Harmony fandom)

oh my gosh that new Fifth Harmony song???? I am QUAKING in my boots, MY WEAVE IS SNATCHED!!!!1!1!!!”

by felich April 23, 2018

Burning my bacon

Turning a person on, serious attraction flowing in waves of desire.

That chick over there is burning my bacon! I gotta make her mine.

by NatCupcake December 30, 2011