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cunt punt

like cock blocking with a twist, a cunt punt is when a straight girl comes up to her lesbian friend and scares away a potential lesbian from approaching her friend out of fear they are dating.
tammy put her arm around me at the gay bar and I was like you know your cunt punting.
by alytt August 31, 2010
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Used in the famous movie "Blade Trinity" by Ryan Renold's Character as an insult on one of his vampiric captors. it's just a basic insult that can be used on anyone when angry
Person 1: Did you get me that DVD then
Person 2: hmmm... No!
Person 1: You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!
by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005
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Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.
I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.
by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021
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Rusty Old Cunt Slut

(Noun) A nasty, old bitch who sluts her saggy cunt about, usually in the direction of defenceless young men.

Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)
Man 1: "Hey dude wtf is that thing over there?"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"
by QueenSlut July 5, 2016
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Dirty Dog Dingo Cunt

When someone does something bang out of order or causes you an inconvenience for no particular reason. This could also be used when losing at something and showing your distaste for the opponent . also acceptable to use as a derogatory term for someone you dislike.
"i cant believe that Dirty Dog Dingo Cunt Lance Armstrong was blood doping this whole time"

"He was sitting in spawn and spawn killing us, what a fucking Dog Dingo"
by Lu Dog October 26, 2017
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