the saltiest nut

Masturbating while crying.

“I busted the saltiest nut over Jessica yesterday”

by nottherealilluminati June 25, 2018

Nut-Drum

Someone who always listens to blabber, rumors, lies, then feeds into them and helps them spread.

Person 1: "Yo, I heard you talk to So-So now?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's a huge sk@nk, so I wanna get on that now haha.."

Person 1: "Not what I meant dude, quit being such a Nut-Drum, do better bro."

by x.cessive November 3, 2023

Night night nut

When you bust a nut and fall asleep

“I was beating off to Remy Lacriox and as soon as I finished, I had a night night nut.”

by AnotherDummy December 21, 2017

Deez Nuts

Something annoying as f kids say when trying to be funny when their not.

Timmy: "DEEZ NUTS!"
Sophie: "Please, SHUT THE HELL UP."

by hellothere11 August 22, 2022

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!

by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

Pop a nut/dick

Boys wip out the dick and the girl has to suck it

So when u say pop a nut/dick the girls have to go up to a boy and say pop a dick and then they have to wip out they dick and the girl has to suck it

by Jaylon s. November 28, 2019

nut wedge

A Shortbread cookie with ground hazelnuts that's cut into triangles and typically dipped in chocolate.

I want to pick up a nut wedge at the bakery this afternoon.

by NutWedgeAddict April 7, 2017