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garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
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sea monkey bank

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank
id love for her to suck his bank
by laura June 17, 2004
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alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.
i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.
by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011
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siva supreme monkey overlord

Siva the supreme monkey lord has been searching for the items to complete the ultimate monkey ritual, the items are the four monkey idols from the north,east,west and south from the anicent monkey temples in africa, to obtain the items siva needed speed,agilty ad perfect balance in order to obtain them. after he has obtained these items he must collect the ingredients such as 4 diced bananas, 1/4 cup of cream and the spoon of holding. once siva has completed the ritual he will obtain the monkey staff to allow him to make the perfect banana split!
siva supreme monkey overlord will climb higher then any other man trying to make the perfect banana split!
by Rylee research October 30, 2012
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Cheese eating surrender monkey

The Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys live in France and Wisconsin, namely the green bay packers.
The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys live in france
by DiamondComodo April 26, 2022
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Holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes
by Memerlol March 8, 2020
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Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob

When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.
"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy
by shoethousond October 24, 2020
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