New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

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New World

An MMORPG released in September 2021. Created by Amazon, the game features a vast array of “things to do”. As a player myself I do find it extremely addictive. Starting to think coke is mild compared to this life sucking experience.

“Hey what’s your logging at?”

“I’ve deforested half the province of Everfall for 4 straight hours and I’m only at 31”

“Wow! I love new world!”

by BeanBoySupreme October 6, 2021

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New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

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School News

The creator of the best music.

Did you listen to thank u, deb?

Is that a School News song?
Yes, it is!

by schoolnews1 October 12, 2021

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new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.

The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021

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