by Windex_Weekly May 25, 2018
Get the Red Neck Drilling mug."Johnny's rearranging the room with a bunch of old clock parts he found in an alley. I think he might be a red tool, I am worried"
by zeahfd May 27, 2018
Get the Red Tool mug.When someone slaps their penis into tomato sauce & waves it around blessing people on their forehead in the shape of a crucifix..
by Ramonial crumb May 28, 2018
Get the red bishop mug.When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.
by papachapo June 21, 2019
Get the Red Wing Lieutenant mug.Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
Get the post-swat "seeing red" mug.by Unofficial209 June 29, 2019
Get the Red Rover mug.Much like Red Wings, one earns their Red Wiggler by sucking the period blood off the penis of a man who just had sex with a woman who was on their period.
by DrGrumples July 5, 2019
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