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bowl of cheese

The bowl of cheese has been the most ancient and beautiful artifact found in Egypt. As you get to know it you will be blown away by its grace and amazing Ness. With all said it is the BEST.
Omg this bowl of cheese is priceless
by The definitionor January 10, 2018
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cheese slicer

A tool with primary purpose to cut semi-hard and hard cheeses to produce thin slices. The cheese slicer can also be used for slicing cucumbers, peeling potatoes and other food.
A cheese slicer is an invention from the 20th century by a Norwegian carpenter. The original name is"Ostehøvel". Today it is widely used in the Nordic countries.
by JokerMads January 14, 2018
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Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!
by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017
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moldy cheese

Some middle age man that looks like Vin Diesel and has mould on his head that looked like it came from cheese.
by arun kulasekaran March 23, 2017
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weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 24, 2017
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cheese

A term used by Starcraft II players to descibe a situation when one of the players attacks the enemy bases during the first 2-5 minutes of the game, usually with very weak units. It's power relies on the fact that most of the players have no defenceless whatsoever do early inne the game. An extreme variant of this situation is called a "worker rush".
ANOTHER CHEESE!? FUCKING RETARDED BM ZERG LEARN TO PLAY DUMMY!!!!!
by RohenTahir April 2, 2017
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fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.
by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017
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