cat box genitals

An odor the neighbor leaves notes on your door and runs before you open door . An odor that people on the other end of a phone call ask you if you smell something horrible.
A smell that disrupts animals at the zoo to a point your asked to leave.
A odor that makes you wear roadkill for a face mask to make it better.

MRS.HOLLAND WOULD TAPE TIC TACS TO HER PANTIES AND DOUCE WITH FEBREEZE BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN WITH CAT BOX GENITALS.

by chipbully November 4, 2014

Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021

Cat

It is an animal that people usually have as a pet, this can affect a person's joy.

In ancient times, Egyptian people believed that these little creatures were gods, they were afraid to cross a path of a cat.

"Look at how cute this cat is!"

by Normal Facts July 23, 2022

cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

City cat

An absolute horn bag who lives in the city and thinks their entitled to every woman on the planet.

Yeah that jack guy moved to the city and now he’s an absolute city cat

by Morgasm223 October 10, 2021

Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019

Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021