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New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020
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new word

when there is nothing to type in the search bar and boredom reaches it's maximum level, the stupidity created as a result of these conditions allows people to think there is an actual definition for a random phrase like '"new word'"
idiot 1 - "bro i'm dying of boredom!"
idiot 2 - " have you searched for 'new word' in Urban dictionary?
idiot 1 - "no"
idiot 1 - "bruh. then you ain't even close to dying of boredom!"
by mike123amike123b June 4, 2020
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Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
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Bo the new hoe

A katan who dedicated herself to be a hoe and buy very expensive jewlry things that get paided by her unknowing boyfriend or husband.
P1: Have you seen Katan yesterday?
P2: No, that bitch is a Bo the new hoe now! I unfriended her instantly.
by Star Bo: A new Hoe June 21, 2020
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Td Amino News

The Copy cat of Weekly Duncan News on Total Drama Official Amino! They rip off sections from the post and starts drama with the Weekly Duncan News.
The Td Amino News uploaded today!
by TackyTackyYoy July 5, 2020
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New Shartford

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.
"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."
by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020
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New Word

What im doing now of course you idiot
by Fjshdhsj September 9, 2020
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