APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.
Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
Get the APE newsmug. by Seemac November 29, 2017
Get the noonie newmug. When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
Get the The New Mexican Ass Blastmug. the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
by drew7667 July 8, 2009
Get the New Bro-nfelsmug. When someone uses your New Moon theatre cup to shit in and leaves the mess behind for you to find in the shower
by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024
Get the New Moon Cupmug. You: I'm going home now
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022
Get the new super Mario Bros wiimug. a sex move where you and your homeboys start getting on that type timing with eachother it in a manhattan mexican restaurant Krazy-$tyle
by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025
Get the new york nachomug.