Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 24, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom

Boy: “Who asked? Girl: “Ur mom did”

by ur mom gave me this name October 31, 2022

Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by January 19, 2021

Ur mom

Is at my house

Girl: gay
Boy;Hi ur mom

by urmomisalesbian May 18, 2022

ur mom

an expression/"insult"

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"

by Tired-Chan March 22, 2022

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022

Ur mom

Yo mama

Ur mom is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes

by Geezsheesh May 20, 2021