by JADAM010 May 22, 2023
Get the Fat Hoe Fridaymug. a man (or womans) 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or so ons partner, typically a woman (can also be a man). Whom s/he might not care as much for as his/her main hoe
girl 1: sis turns out im jus his side hoe, his main one showed up to his place while i was there
girl 2: oooo sweetie u was playeddd, u finna drop him
girl 1: mmm im jus finna ghost him lowkey
girl 2: oooo sweetie u was playeddd, u finna drop him
girl 1: mmm im jus finna ghost him lowkey
by ur real hoe fr December 9, 2022
Get the side hoemug. A woman that sleeps with lots of men. Although, the term can be used for a man too, it originated and is more commonly used to describe a woman.
Often, she lacks self-respect, standards, direction, and/or purpose. She's impulsive, morally questionable at times, and tends to cope with the struggles of modern life by indulging in having sex with lots of men, often men she barely knows, which can potentially lead her into dangerous situations. Her body count is often double digits or more.
A woman who is loyal and committed to her partner, and likes to have sex/masturbate/express her sexuality, is NOT a hoe.
A woman who has had long term sexual relationships in the past with a single partner at a time, and doesn't cheat, is NOT a hoe.
A self-respecting, focused, goal driven man, would be very unwise to wife up a hoe.
Men who grew up lacking a strong father figure, are more likely to wife a hoe compared to men who did.
Often, she lacks self-respect, standards, direction, and/or purpose. She's impulsive, morally questionable at times, and tends to cope with the struggles of modern life by indulging in having sex with lots of men, often men she barely knows, which can potentially lead her into dangerous situations. Her body count is often double digits or more.
A woman who is loyal and committed to her partner, and likes to have sex/masturbate/express her sexuality, is NOT a hoe.
A woman who has had long term sexual relationships in the past with a single partner at a time, and doesn't cheat, is NOT a hoe.
A self-respecting, focused, goal driven man, would be very unwise to wife up a hoe.
Men who grew up lacking a strong father figure, are more likely to wife a hoe compared to men who did.
My first kiss was with a hoe. I knew her for only a week, and she was making aggressive moves on me. I was flattered, and she was hot. On the second time I met her, I ended up sleeping with her. It didn't feel right afterwards... I knew instinctively that she was a hoe. Turns out I was right, after I broke things off with her, she was off with another bloke right away, then another, then another... bullet dodged. She was a fuckin' freak in bed though, I really liked that.
I knew this girl from college, she liked me, and expressed her interest in me... me being the very cautious type... over a few months, every now and then... I scanned through her public TikTok and Instagram.
It turned out, she was entertaining many different men, shaking her arse about, doing stupid dances and trends... not only that but I figured out that she was very likely going in and out of many separate short term relationships. My analysis suggested that she's a hoe, and was trying to hide it from me the entire time, alongside her alcohol and cocaine addiction. It turned out that I wasn't special in her eyes... I was just another dick to fuck and another wallet to drain. I'm not that stupid. She had too much time on her hands. I blocked on her on everything and moved on with my life.
I knew this girl from college, she liked me, and expressed her interest in me... me being the very cautious type... over a few months, every now and then... I scanned through her public TikTok and Instagram.
It turned out, she was entertaining many different men, shaking her arse about, doing stupid dances and trends... not only that but I figured out that she was very likely going in and out of many separate short term relationships. My analysis suggested that she's a hoe, and was trying to hide it from me the entire time, alongside her alcohol and cocaine addiction. It turned out that I wasn't special in her eyes... I was just another dick to fuck and another wallet to drain. I'm not that stupid. She had too much time on her hands. I blocked on her on everything and moved on with my life.
by notgaymkay October 4, 2023
Get the Hoemug. A mfer who always in people face , friendly asf , like to flirt , always on ft . Fuck with EVERY BODY AND THEY MAMA
by Yatti Wtsss March 17, 2019
Get the Hoemug. An individual who remains on "standby", awaiting the "activation" term from another individual in a relationship or fresh out of one. This term is usually indicative of the contacter wanting to participate in sexual relations.
by Mrcrump27 September 13, 2021
Get the Sleeper Hoemug. 
