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Friederike 

If you've ever met Friederike you'll probably remember, cause you must have a crush on her since the day you've seen her for the first time. She is the kindest, cutest, most beautiful and talented person you will ever meet in your life. She is so lovely, everyone around her loves her even more than she loves animals and the only times, people fight with her, are the times, when she says something bad about herself. She does that, because she gives so much love and joy to the world, that she doesn't have much for herself... you just want to give her the love she deserves but can't bring up on herself.
Friend: Why are you so happy?

Me: I've met Friederike today.

Friend: I told you, she's just the most perfect human being!

Me: Yeah she's wonderful! I wanna marry this girl! I can't think of anyone else! I'm gonna ask her if she wants do be my girlfriend now...
Friederike by Kalle 123 July 2, 2022
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Chicken-Fried Mess 

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South
Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess

zima fiend

1) A man who has an unquenchable thirst for the fruity malt beverage zima.

2) A man who loves all fruity feminine beverages
1) Brad's already ten zimas deep he's a real zima fiend

2) I can't believe Dudley ordered another cosmo, what a zima fiend
zima fiend by fmellet August 9, 2012

sausage fiend 

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.
Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.

Green Fiend 

Green being a well known "secret word" for cannabis, and fiend referring to someone who loves a certain substance, which is usually a drug. Similar to a dope fiend but with cannabis, it is someone who enjoys and loves cannabis so much that they'd consider themself just CRAZY about it in every which way, shape and form. They love the smell of it, the taste of it, to learn about it, etc. but most importantly the effects from it.
Wow Mike you are always smoking tree, learning about it on Leafly, and looking for a good delivery service on Weedmaps; you are such a green fiend! You're almost as crazy about weed as I am, but that's why you're my best bud!
Green Fiend by ArcTheShark21 March 9, 2015

Sugar fiend 

A person that is addicted to, or loves suger.
Wow, I ate so much candy last night. I'm such a sugar fiend!

Ben Friedberg 

Ben is a very strong person. He is kind of fat though he is also a really good football player Sometimes he screams random stuff “like stop chasing me stop in a weird voice in gym” but overall I have a crush on him.