penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

My penis erected when I saw that beautiful woman

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

Penis

Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex

penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good

by UrbanHasBigDick March 4, 2022

Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

Penis

A private area on a mans body which provides a man to have kids with another women. Without a penis you can’t let sperm out of your body and the testicles ejaculate the sperm exiting out of the top of a mans penis and wherever the tip of your penis is.

Women: It’s time

Man: YES FINALLY *pulls down trousers whips out penis and pushes in and out of the Women’s Vagina*

by BlackMan-1234567890 March 28, 2019

sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do

bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh

by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020