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by Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom November 15, 2022

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ur mom gay

this sentence is given when a 11 year old (boy) gamer is angry and most likely depressed and has an IQ of under the 50, it is meant as an insult, tough no one ever is insulted, wich makes the person who said the sentence even more angry.

This sentence can be countered if you say the following sentence 'no u'

11 Year old boy: UR MOM GAY
Test-Subject: fuck off you little twat, go to ur mom and kill yourself, ill fuck you up if you wont fucking stop sucking dick, and i know your fucking brain cant comprehend this shit right now you little cunt but you really need to start play dora the fucking explorer in diaper land, bitch ass motherfucker...
11 Year old boy: UR MOM GAY
Test-Subject: no u
11 Year old boy: *Gets multiple tumors and start spazzing out on the floor*

by Hyperballl April 5, 2018

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Mom

Someone who tells you that they are not made of money, but guess what...
M- Made
O- Of
M- Money

Me:mom can you buy me airpods
Mom:im not made of money i cant pay that much for small blutooth earbuds
Me: Doesn't mom mean made of money
Mom: You little smart***

by Hdjdjdbbejekdb October 13, 2019

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vsco mom

a mom who owns a jeep and wears lululemon. she drinks white claws and still has scrunchies from 1980’s

wow your mom is such a vsco mom! she has a jeep and everything

by vshakabdvdia September 30, 2019

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ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

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Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

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