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Abuse your friend day

An international holiday where people must abuse their friends in whatever way possible. It is celebrated on the 23rd February annually.
Abuse your friend day is coming up soon.
by DCVBREFD February 18, 2023
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
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Bro-Friends

When a girl is not interested in her guy friend, but she still wants to “bro” down with him.

Examples:
Fishing, hunting, shooting, mudding, video games, and anything else that is considered a “bro activity.”

In this case, the girl is no longer a girl, but has reached the status of “bro.”
Frat Boy #1: “Man, Ally is so dope. She’s a total bro-friend.”
Frat Boy #2: “Hell yeah. She’s one of us, bro.”

Boy: “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”
Her: “No, thank you. I just want to be bro-friends.”
by alex_tex December 30, 2020
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Bush-friend

In reference to the genitalia, refers to the overgrown pubic hair and its set of three friends, the stick, aka the dick, and the two tackle berries.
Friend 1: Amazing set of bush-friends
Friend 2: Thank you, grew them myself
by Mr,fluffers October 4, 2022
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fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....
fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend




fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020
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L friend

Someone who wants your food and won’t stop begging .
Aziel is a L friend for begging and calling people an L friend
by Boswell69 January 17, 2024
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