friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018

friend

someone you use when you have spare time to not get bored

I have a friend, he is very nice to me.

by RamadavaMinecraft September 13, 2017

Friends with Benefits

Faye and Jackson

Faye and Jackson are shagging

E.g. "Your leg isn't the only thing I want to rub" - friends with benefits Barbara

by LaaLaa init fam September 15, 2017

Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.

At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.

by drkobra September 28, 2017

Friend Dick

1.A dick of a friend. 2.This is a dick you do not have access to and do not want access to. 3.Forbidden Dick

"Yesterday when I was plastered I tried to blow Sam, but then i realized he was friend dick and I left."

by Izzy2latin October 4, 2017

Best Friend

give money

best friend 1: hey give me money
best friend 2 : ok

by swegs October 12, 2017

collateral friend

Someone all your friends like so you act like you like them too even though you'd never hang out with just them. A friend of a friend who you feel obliged to invite to group gatherings so as not to offend your actual friends. Includes friend's significant others.

Yeah honey, I've invited Jerry, Dave and George, guess we better invite our collateral friend too. What's Steve's number again?

by Aylusia October 23, 2017